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Monday, May 30, 2011

Man faces year in prison for going to the toilet

 While on duty at a trade fair, the Zimbabwean police sergeant could not hold on and allegedly dashed to the nearest toilet - disastrously, it transpired, as it was reserved for President Robert Mugabe (Picture). He was arrested and imprisoned on suspicion of invading the presidential privy. “Under intense pressure from the call of nature, the officer forced his way in and managed to relieve himself. He was arrested after a report was made to Mugabe’s security men and to senior police officers in the city.” Mabhunu, a murder detective, is in police detention at barracks on the outskirts of Bulawayo.

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